What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 16.06.2025 15:18
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Minds and Behinds
Still no good.
What should I do to get over a relationship?
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Which branch of engineering is better: ECE or Civil?
Everyone loved it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Hysterias & Posteriors
Why would you think you're fit to be a model?
Nuts and Butts
Freaks and Cheeks
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No go.
So, the docs changed it to read
Loons and Moons
Did Obito ever fully redeem himself in everyone's eyes?
Just Forget it!
Catatonics & High Colonics
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
How could Trump, with his deplorable garbage supporters, manage to win an election?
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
They put up a sign reading
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
How is digital marketing important for business?
Then came..
Next, they tried...
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No, not a chance
No way
Still no good
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Unacceptable again!
Another attempt resulted in ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.